Too many oversights
Frankly, the game lacks flow, and the sprites are obviously recolored and slightly modified, which is fine, but won't get any respect in my book. One of the larger issues that immediatly stood out was the 'Super Throwing Star.' Right clicking to throw one simply results in the standard flash control menu.
I did see that you said it wasn't meant for people to like, but the fact is I think you've got some potential to make a decent game, so I offered my two cents. Keep trying, keep going, and never give up. One day you could make a name for yourself.