Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

King William points out something about the top uploaders that nobody cares about. In this masterpiece - I use that term lightly here - King William goes on a rambling revolving around the amount of game websites who upload their games here, and the absence of more user-generated content.

He acknowledges the fact that people may not care about what he might say, but still insists on getting his word out to the public. Him and his advisor advise not to write in-depth criticism of his simplistic rambling, but you're free to do so anyway.

I don't know the name of the song.