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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.


That was hilarious!!!

Dude! We've got a nightclub here called "The Underground" and that looked eerily like my ex wife. I was so glad to see that you're in Chicago!

If I could make any suggestion, you have 2 options at the end; menu and retry from 'Judy'. I'd like to see a retry from the bar, so you can bypass the beginning bar scene without having to refresh or completely play thru if you're trying for the Pattern Recognition medal.

That was great. And scary. O_O

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This game's pretty hard. And its pretty funny.



I freaked out when HerpGirl said: Herpgirl: I'm dropping all charges! You: Really? Herpgirl: only if... You: If what? Herpgirl: If... Herpgirl: You..................................
.................................. Herpgirl: MARRY ME!

This is great game. They should put this in schools.

That was... interesting.

Good game. Must suck to be that guy or anyone who has a STD. Getting some of the medals was difficult for me cause my keyboard arrows sometimes get stuck. But I got them all. The harder the better. 10/10 and 5/5

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Credits & Info

3.84 / 5.00

Jan 10, 2012
1:26 AM EST
Simulation - Dating