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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



There was nothing about this game that I actually liked. It was dumb, rude, and really gross.

I played it through to give it a fair review; hoping after the beginning it would get better, but it did not.

The animation was cheap, and the voice in the courthouse was way too hard to understand. Thank goodness there was text to go with it.

Also, like I said above, I find the idea of this game extremely crude. Herpes is not something to make fun of. It's an STD that people are getting everyday because they aren't being cautious and it's not right to make fun of people who do have it. What if you had herpes and then played this, how would you feel?

I don't know why this made the front page, nonetheless featured game.

Definite waste of my time.

Almost two years to make this huh?

I could understand spending that much time on a project if it was good, but this is really unimpessive. The art is doodle quality, the gameplay is mediocre and it's nowhere near as humorous as it tries to make itself out to be. I suppose it could be an alright time waster, but it's something nobody would want to replay more than once.

A great game!

This game is just pure genius! Honestly, I really didn't expect this.
But man,this game is so much win! I can't wait to see more from you in the future!

Pretty terrible

It's boring and all around just unpleasant. I don't mind grossness but this is just all around dumb.

LOl the Trial

Was the ebst part!

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Credits & Info

3.84 / 5.00

Jan 10, 2012
1:26 AM EST
Simulation - Dating