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Don't Catch the Herp!

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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking brilliant!

Awesome! fucking hilariousness!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic mini games mixed in.

No wonder she's buggy, Version 3.1 is outdated =/

Nice game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Was this really based on a true story?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very good game but...

Its kind of buggy for me. At the part where you have to go to ur car, anytime I die and respawn back, my arrow keys dont work. I get no response from the game. When that doesnt happen, anytime I die it spawns me right in front of a car and I die. It keeps doing that. I dont know if thats just me but... Im going to try and restart the game and see if that fixes it.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

High quality game

The game deserves credit just for the variety of the gameplay. My favorite scene is the one where you must press space to get closer to the girl, and the closer you get the heavier the ambiance is. I actually felt a bit uneasy when I played this part for the first time, and it's very rare that a Flash game will make me feel anything.

I did get angry at some parts of the game (like the bar escape and frogger scenes) but the difficulty was from my own inexperience - when I played it the second time I had less trouble. So that's a good thing!

Oh and the stupid dialogue in the beginning, with the barman's obviously annoyed face, was pretty funny!