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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



I liked the voiced you used especially for the judge. Very nice game, could have been longer though.

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And everyone thinks that clubs...

are about getting drunk, having fun, and getting action. In reality its all about not getting infected while having the best night possible.

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on the part with the cars

i don't know if it was just my key bord or my BRAND new computer but when i got to the part with all the cars i would press up or right or left or down and most the time he would not move but i still like the game

ItsTheAshtray responds:

No, it's not your computer. I'm pretty sure this issue is linked to which browser you use.


A girl had herpes and then a guy tried to flee? THAT WAS REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I dunno wha ur pulling here but still i think this was a great game... apart from the whole scary part in the bathroom......

something is wrong

it was a nice game. It was fun at the start but when I got to the car part like frogger the game kept freezing. First it started with me on the road and said "YOU ARE DEAD" and then the arrow keys wouldnt work each and every time after that. I reset the page and it happened again at the same spot where it says to run to your car. I hope this is helpful and maybe gets fixed. Other than that it was a nice game and "YOU GOT HERPES" lol

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Credits & Info

3.84 / 5.00

Jan 10, 2012
1:26 AM EST
Simulation - Dating