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Don't Catch the Herp!

rated 3.84 / 5 stars
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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL! This game is short but sweet with some black comedy. I wish it was longer. Great job dude!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I liked this game and only giving 4.5 because you could have used a real girl to do the voice of the girl, cause in the game the herpgirl sounds like a tranny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is amazing. Not just because of the fact that a herpes-infested mad woman attempts to rape you through town.. But because of the fact that the voice acting and most of the sound effects are the developer's voice. The explosion sound effects had me fucking laughing so hard, I thought I was experience euphoria.

AND THAT DOCTOR PEPPER JOKE???? Holy shit, I cry.. Every. Single. Time.

10 out of fucking 10.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved this game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

how do u get the second secret achievement?
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cool game.excellent music.
almost every part was a rush.
so here 5 stars.