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Don't Catch the Herp!

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.


It's not really my sort of game, good job though.

Oh My gawwwllll. i love it. its really fun! and i got away std free! yaaaaaaaaaaaay! awsome job.

ItsTheAshtray responds:

lolllll thanks

A really funny game! Good job! They don't make em like this anymore...well obviously they do but...you get me. Great job! I stood strong and told that bitch how it is, and yea nuggu im herp free and got those charges dropped nugguuuuu went home n smoked a fatty nuggguuuuuu

ItsTheAshtray responds:

Chyea chyea. 3k smokin' the J. Where you at G? OGs eatin' their poo, it's all good

lol i let her kiss me for the badge

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I'm herpes free woo hoo!!!

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Credits & Info

3.84 / 5.00

Jan 10, 2012
1:26 AM EST
Simulation - Dating