Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals

Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint

-INSTRUCTIONS-

Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

-WARNING-
The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.

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easytreezy

2019-04-04 16:10:10

AYEEEEEEEEE DAFUQQQQQ

DankLaxr

2018-02-21 10:01:35

Pretty good!

GyroPoodle

2017-11-27 18:29:19

This game is just worth playing for the endings alone. Mercy.

Guys, if you can get over your SPACE BAR SCROLLING DOWN everytime its pressed, you'll enjoy this simple, yet, side tickling game. I do wish there was a "pyche" option or a at least a part two to this game.

XPACXD

2017-07-28 23:27:40

This game's pretty hard. And its pretty funny.

S'good.

The-Anon

2017-02-17 00:02:45

I really enjoyed this game for the one and a half hours I played it for. I can see that you put a lot of time and effort into this project and I respect that.

Great job pal.

Credits & Info

ItsTheAshtray

Author

Views: 284,862
Faves:: 519
Votes: 363
Score: 4.01 / 5.00

Uploaded

Jan 10, 2012

1:26 AM EST

Genre

Simulation - Dating

Tags

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