These are only getting less funny
When I was a kid I had a religious friend and one day while visiting him, we programmed a QBasic program that answered YES or NO randomly and we typed in questions. It kept answering them correctly so I asked the computer if it was possessed by Satan and it said YES. My friend deleted the program and his mother didn't let me play with him anymore. He's now a missionary in Africa...
This is like bloody snot on a tissue if you look at it long enough!
One: Why can't I hear my music?
Two: Did you ask permission to use my music? No. Then why is it listed?
Three: What the heck is your problem?