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Postman David

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BIG D 5 Points

Beat the guy in black

DOUBLE KILL 5 Points

Smash two with a single post!

NOOB NO MORE 5 Points

Ascension from Noob status

WASTED 5 Points

Beat the bottle throwing guy

WEIGHT DODGER 5 Points

Beat both types of weight lifting guys!

DH CLUB MEMBER 10 Points

Become a DH Club Member!

NICE MOUSE SCORE! 10 Points

You scored over 1000 points in Mouse mode!

SATISFACTION 10 Points

Get rid of the Emo king for the first time

TRIPLE KILL 10 Points

Smash three with a single post!!

CARDBOARD DAVID 25 Points

Cardboard David Status

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Author Comments

PLOT:
The message board has been invaded by noobs and all kinds of troublemakers. As David, your job is to take your post cannon and put them under control.

CONTROLS:
- Use WSAD or arrow keys to move. (Q, E, Z and C work for diagonal movement)
- Use mouse or space for shooting.

FEATURES:
- There are two game modes: mouse mode and the unlockable classic mode, which can be unlocked by reaching level 10. In mouse mode you aim with the mouse and in classic mode you shoot in the direction you're facing to.
- Choose your favorite music to be played in the background. There is one pre-set default track (by Firestorm), but you may choose up to 8 extra tracks.
- 19 medals to collect. Tips for getting the secret medals can be found from the Hiscore screen.

Can you reach level 25 after which the levels get generic, and constantly more difficult? Can you get all the medals, and make your way to the top of the hiscore list? Can you beat the other people from your favorite message board?

If you encounter bugs (eg. with the music selections), please let me know, so I can try to fix them.

TIP: To get the "Postal frenzy" medal you'll need to postify 25 enemies during one rapid fire session. With only one Quick Reply powerup you don't really have enough time for that, but on some levels you get these QR powerups so often that you can collect a new one before the first one runs down.

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Now this game with the action shooter type is nice but with the multi directional shooter style made it even more fun indeed, And the art style and art work was pretty nice the same situation can be said here while the start is nice and appealing you compansate later with good depth and detail and ofcourse the fun gameplay so nice game here

~X~

help

how do you get rid of that annoying Emo king???

JeffersonTD responds:

You need to lead him close to a towel while he's being chased by a lipstick-wearing smiley. This means that you'll have to survive till level 8 to get rid of the first Emo king(s), but once there, it should be quite easy.

Additional tip: you can slow him down by shooting him. This way you can try to keep him close to the towel so the lipstick-smiley can get close enough.

The postman!

I thought this was quite enjoyable because of how fun it was. Now, I will admit that the graphics didn't look too sharp in this. Then again, that could have been the point. It's really refreshing to play a game that uses such traditional artwork. While it is fairly dated, it's still nice to look at. I appreciate all the effort put into making this fun little game, although I'm not sure if the main person was supposed to be David Hasselhoff or not.

This website is known for making silly non sequitor stuff and this fit the bill pretty well. I like how you actually do have pretty good shading effects. I like how the shadows are cast. It's stuff like this that makes you dream of what it would be like to be an actual mod. I'm not much of an authority figure, so I probably wouldn't do well anyway.

JeffersonTD responds:

Thanks for the nice review! I'm glad you found the game fun!

That's also a very valid point that the main character could be anyone else as well. The reason for having David as the main character is actually the fact that this started as a small and silly inside joke, and there was a certain history with David there.

bugged

The game just keeps restarting itself as soon as the level 1 starts, it throws me back at the main menu.

JeffersonTD responds:

That's unfortunate. Sorry for that.

I try to reproduce the bug so I could fix it, but in the meanwhile just try starting the flash again. I think that should let you avoid the problem, and let you play the game, since I believe the bug itself happens very seldomly.

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Uploaded
Dec 30, 2011
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