very very true
I have gained nothing from this!
A FULL-AUTO SHOTGUN??? DO WANT!!! On-topic, this was alright, but you also forgot the "You look different from me, let me fix that..." scenario.
long time since I have had to log in to vote
p.s. from 0-5 I gave your submission a 5
The joke was funny, I giggled.
As to everyone else... Just 'cause you played Civ 5, you share the opinions of your peers and/or parents, or even go to college and think you've seen the world does not mean you know what war is or it's nature. You've never been to war, you've probably never seen war outside of a movie theater or outside of your home. Just a fun fact that I thought you forgot or didn't know.
And!!! the author stated that the wars between prehistoric era to WWII were represented in this. So all this hyped talk about oil (another thing which you nothing about... are you in office making the big decisions? ... didn't think so.) needs to be checked. I usually don't rant in newgrounds, but it's late and I'm intoxicated.