Jesus is Quadriplegic

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THIS IS THE REAL SUBMISSION -sry but the last one didn't credit both of us(i fucked up)

Me and my Friend didn't actually get picked for the "Game Jam 6" ever so, prestigious teams with fancy names . But we said "Fuck you, AustinBreed" and decided to make a Game Jam game anyways. This Game was shitloads of fun to make (not even stressful, just fun (or at least for me, blaker only slept for 8 hours) ) So we bring you a fun, little, Light-Hearted game that i think is self-explanatory. I hope you enjoy it.

P.S. Attacking Does slow you down considerably, so don't be a spammer (I wanted to add a little Castlevania flair to it).

Edit fixed the speed and background glitch

Final update added a little recharge timer for your attacks

-Team Unlucky

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um...that was re-tar-ded

awsome game

loved it!

it was a really fun game and i like the style! thank you :)

Where's the love? Not here.

Really excellent sprites. Simple, but still pretty fun. Nice music, but we need some gore sounds! I loke the ultra violent projectiles and blood. Violent, angry fun. Good job!

Amusing enough, I suppose

Nice, jam-packed with Binding of Issac and Super Meat Boy references. The game plays rather clunkily and stiff, and there doesn't seem to be much to it, but it's certainly fun anyway.

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3.69 / 5.00

Dec 5, 2011
2:07 AM EST
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