Skyrim in a nutshell.
My friend, you have summed up Skyrim in a 2 minute flash. You put pots on people to steal. Make your followers carry all your stuff. The entire town will kill you for harming a chicken. And dragons always appear out of nowhere. Well done.
This one time
I was swimming with a bear in a river and we went over a waterfall and I landed on him he dead cuz of the arrow in my knee
Something's wrong with everything (not all of it).... The chicken, the soldiers, the townspeople, and.....WTF is wrong with that dragon?!?!?!!!?
That's not funny... ;)
I would have been an adventurer like him if it weren't for...
lmfao all the way through XD