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Chinese Poison Toys

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Nov 26, 2011 | 9:21 AM EST
  • Daily Feature November 27, 2011

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** Update: Thank you, voters, for 1st place! **

Lots of thanks to Druox for the music and the mercury.

Visually it's inspired by the work of Lee Hasler and also a 3d short called, "Musicotherapie". I was going for a toy-like style, something clean and silly looking to contrast the dark and edgy music.

This animation's based very loosely on news articles about toxic toys/products originating from China. I also indict bratty kids, bad parents and greedy corporate retailers who care mainly about profits over people. The only likeable character in the piece is maybe the pit bull.



Rated 5 / 5 stars




Rated 5 / 5 stars


well my country very close to China (share the border in fact) so i know how threat full it is for a very long time now O_O (everything for cheapness ...)

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vakavadesigns responds:

It's great to hear from someone so familiar with the problem. A lot of people think this is simply a funny joke or a scare tactic. :-r

Thank you for your review! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ok call me an old person.... Back in my day we PLAYED with lawn dart! AND THEY ROCKED! If a kid wants to kiss and suck his toys? Maybe that's why there are more pedophiles these days? We sucked on a toy we died back then! hmmmmm I say let the poison toys back in!!!

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vakavadesigns responds:

Glad you appreciate the film! :D

I think mercury can be absorbed through contact, mercury poisoning might not require eating the toys. AND, it's a much more gradual process.

Fun fact: Mercury's the second-most toxic element that's out there. Plutonium takes the top spot. Only the kids with rich parents get toys laced with plutonium... now THAT's the good stuff!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

daily feature is well deserved

this is perfectly animated

with very good sound quality

this should be a Christmas carol
i would like to see those carol singer sing this
silent night, yeah right
fuck all that and Santa Jesus crap
THIS is the true meaning of Christmas

vakavadesigns responds:

I'm doubtful that it's the true meaning of Christmas...

But I WOULD like to see Satan Claus plunge himself and his smelly buck-toothed reindeer permanently into icy Arctic waters...

Ummm anyway, thanks for the review!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome animation!

This is amazing man, great work! and the music from Druox awesome as always :) ... I think the lesson here is KIDS, DON'T FUCKING EAT YOUR TOYS, they are for playing, not for eating

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vakavadesigns responds:

Yeah the Druox saves the day again when it comes to the music. The original melody I came up with was too light and fluffy and sounded like a Parry Gripp tune. Mr. Ox brought foreboding and doom to his interpretation of the lyrics.

Thanks again!