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That's usually how it goes!
The game is superfine! It even made me ragequit once (which isn't easy).
Brilliant characters, brilliant art, nice music, epic guns and equipment!
But seriously, it freaks me out when you have to start levels over, if you fall down in the very end of it after trying, like, 50 times.
At first i htough the jumping was akward but then it seemed to feel natural when i got past the tutorial. The animation is spot on and the music fitted the atmosphere and made me play more lively. This game sets some examples for run 'n gun
Fucking annoying. Good but annoying lol and has LOTS of lags. Hey, don't like this review? wtacha gonna do? find it useless? OH THE HORROR!!!!!
This site should be renamed to LAGgrounds.
Pretty sweet game
It's a decent game, a bit wacky in it's own way, but pretty sweet. Only gripes is that it's just a lack of storytelling. Why is it called "DISCOUNT MAYONNAISE" anyway?
My own personal problem was the "OH SHI-"ness of the giant worm on the first play. I'm walking down and then "OH SHIT THERES A GIANT FUCKIGN WORM!!!!!!!" I freaked out. I didn't care about those orc thingies, I just wanted to get away from the worm. So I died, and stuff. It didn't lower my score though.
9/10 - Pretty sweet game, got's awesome concept and art, only no storyline and first seeing that worm is making people like me piss their pants, are problems.