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Deformed Cactus 5 Points

It's a secret!

Skeleton Suit 5 Points

Don't tell anyone!

Baby Steps 10 Points

Beat the first world

Dedicated 10 Points

Kill everyone in level 7

Deep Fried 10 Points

Beat the second world

Found a Bug 10 Points

Beat the third world

Saved by the Elevator 10 Points

Barely reach the exit

Amateur Surgeon 25 Points

Beat the boss

Armed to the Teeh 25 Points

Own every gun

Playing With Fire 25 Points

Stay close to the worm

I'M THE KING 50 Points


Moneymaker 50 Points

Collect all the coins

I'M THE BOSS 100 Points

Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots

Author Comments


This game is pretty hard!

Controls :
Arrow keys to move, space to shoot
or (customizable set) :
WASD to move, k to shoot

You can use the mouse or the keyboard to navigate the menus

Thanks for the frontpage! Enjoy!


man this thing was difficult

this game was INSANELY difficult. i got all but 2 of the awards, the deformed cactus and skeleton suit, i also cant seem to find the secret ending. i rebeat the game but didnt see it. either way this game was hard and while it was scary as SNOT at the end of the last level i loved it. great balance of difficulty and fun. keep it up!

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Joelasticot responds:

See if you can find anything in the shop that looks like a skeleton suit or a weird cactus

Reduced price

So, is this what goes on inside a jar of overdue mayo? Euuugh, I shudder to think.

This is a fun game without making things too complicated. Just picked it up and went at it.

Would be nice if we didn't have to go to the merchants every time we wanted to change our equipment.

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Fun game. My arms don't appreciate level 23.

A fun game. I feel like the final world was easier than the previous worlds; the final item unlocks and not being chased made it much, much easier than world 3. Level 23 was evil and my arms and hands are a bit sore. You could add a bit of extra evilness to level 23 by making the final group of platforms unreachable to players who took the low road (by abusing acids) rather than taking the high road and killing the wall. Or by having a long goo path, forcing the player not to be able to survive acid at all.

The superthing struck me as kind of pointless. Maybe it should've added, as a second power, a permanent 4-slot charge to the damage/special. Or an extra weapon unlock (a sword?). Or the ability to disable the worm for every level in the game. Though I admit that all of those options are still a bit pointless by the time you've beaten level 23.

Joelasticot responds:

Thanks for the suggestion but I think the secret level is difficult enough...!

The point of the superthing is to allow you to pick any armor and still have top stats - so you can look any way you want. Sure, at the very end of the game it's not much use, but some people go for time trials, and if you end up first, your character will appear in the leaderboards. So that's pretty cool I guess!

lvl 16...

Lvl 16 is fucking aweful lol, any tips on beating it? AWESOME GAME BTW. and how many lvls are there?

You're an asshole

That was the shittiest ending you troll. Amazing game though. Pain in the ass but a few hours later, I feel satisfied. I had to stop a few times.

It reminds me of the old days when games were a pain in the dick.

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Joelasticot responds:

Huh, I guess you must not have found the secret ending?

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Credits & Info

4.28 / 5.00

Oct 27, 2011
12:01 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun