Somehow Pulling It Off
It's truly a show to RicePirate's abilities that he was capable of making this into something that got a chuckle out of me. There wasn't a great deal to work with as far as story went, but the monotone voice over and crisp presentation managed to hide that.
THATS NOT TRUE
I searched for RicePirate, and what you said is not true, kiddo ):
LOL, nice flash
Well done :)
Made me google "rice pirate."
The content is pretty boring, but the execution is brilliant, very polished! Well Done! Very Nice!
Before getting drunk, give your phone to a friend or hide it. It may also be a good idea to do the same with your computer powercord or ethernet cable. This doesn't always work but it does help.