When all the facebook vs. Google+ stuff started, and people kept bitching about useless redesign features, I kept imagining the major social hub sites as characters and their personalities formed in my head really easily. I mean, when you think about it, they all have distinct 'personalities'. Anyhow, here's the result of my dicking around.
Well done (as per usual) Jazza. You've hit the nail on the head ONCE again!
Seriously I was actually enjoying it so much that I found myself not wanting it to end! I was THAT well done :)