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Retiring Day

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Oct 4, 2011 | 4:43 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place October 5, 2011

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Oysters, Oy Vey! 5 Points Oyster level completed.
Soul Smasher 25 Points Urn level completed.
Ready to retire! 50 Points Game completed.

Author Comments

-- Now with NG medals! --

Retiring Day is finally here! The third and final of the series... but also the most challenging >:)

This time you're an old man who has worked in many factories all his life, and after all these years it's almost time to retire, but you must first train your successors!

A humorous skill game with funky music.


Find the faulty items which you must not let pass through the conveyor. You can also make extra points by trying to keep your trainee attentive. (with a good old slap in the face!)


- Click the bad items with your mouse to select them.
- Use the arrow keys to control the speed of the conveyor. (Left = faster, Right = Slower)
- If the kid in training does anything inaproppriate at the job (nose-picking, sleeping, etc) slap him in the face during that time to get bonus points! (to do so simply click his head)
- Use "Q" to toggle quality.

TIP: On the harder levels, it's a good idea to slow down the conveyor belt (press RIGHT) to observe all the items carefully.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun to play and would be more. having hard time with the vase one. looks too similar to bad and good. and when im going fast i cant tell if it is shaking or not.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

A good game that could do with some changes

The graphics are solid, the gameplay is both good and enjoyable, but there were a few bothersome things.

- When the game starts up, there is no trial or tutorial start. Even though it starts up slow, I didn't realize I could slap the trainee for bonus points, or even that I could slow/speed the conveyor belt.
- The sound effects are a little disorienting, I hear a good noise when I do good things, and a bad noise when I do the wrong thing. But sometimes I get an obscure sound effect when I do the right thing?
- On the pottery stage, it's near impossible to see which pot is shaking, or which white pot has a little extra gloss. Especially when you don't know that's what you're looking for ...

But with that said, I liked it for about two plays through. And to other reviewers like DoomedChi there IS a language button, I couldn't see it until I lost but on the bottom right there is a button to change between many many languages.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very fun!!

it was pretty fun, especially slaping the co-worker. I slapped him randomly not caring about the points because its worth it. The game was a little to easy though, but it was really fun.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very addictive! However, there's one bug I do want to point out that I don't get the medal even after beating the second stage.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not terrible

The most frustrating part about this was probably how I couldn't understand how to smash the bad clams. You didn't instruct what buttons to push. I was able to at least get some smashes by clicking it and pressing the "X", "C", and "V" buttons. I feel that the graphics could have been better. Of course, this was supposed to be a fairly simplistic game, so I can't blame you for that. I enjoyed slapping the coworker anytime I could.

Hey, I lost fewer points when I got something wrong! It's a great stress reliever. I think it could be improved by making the instructions more clear and probably having better overall graphics. It still is a fairly unique game for what it's worth. Congradulations on your Daily 3rd Place and for me uncovering this one.