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Retiring Day

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Oct 4, 2011 | 4:43 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place October 5, 2011

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-- Now with NG medals! --

Retiring Day is finally here! The third and final of the series... but also the most challenging >:)

This time you're an old man who has worked in many factories all his life, and after all these years it's almost time to retire, but you must first train your successors!

A humorous skill game with funky music.


Find the faulty items which you must not let pass through the conveyor. You can also make extra points by trying to keep your trainee attentive. (with a good old slap in the face!)


- Click the bad items with your mouse to select them.
- Use the arrow keys to control the speed of the conveyor. (Left = faster, Right = Slower)
- If the kid in training does anything inaproppriate at the job (nose-picking, sleeping, etc) slap him in the face during that time to get bonus points! (to do so simply click his head)
- Use "Q" to toggle quality.

TIP: On the harder levels, it's a good idea to slow down the conveyor belt (press RIGHT) to observe all the items carefully.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

A really fun game with a great idea (slap the kid) but it is too hard to see the differences in this game in order to have an enjoyable and smooth game play. For that reason 3/5


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun to play and would be more. having hard time with the vase one. looks too similar to bad and good. and when im going fast i cant tell if it is shaking or not.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woo! Retirement!

Time is really against you in this game, or job. If it wasn't for the time limit, I would take it slowly the whole time. It might be better to set a key for slapping the trainee in the face (maybe up arrow or space bar), but I understand the idea is to disrupt concentration by clicking.

Overall, fun and interesting game. Really opened my eyes to how difficult a job as a product inspector could be. Actually, it's kinda similar to being a flash reviewer on Newgrounds. haha


Rated 3 / 5 stars


i just wish it was more easy to distinguish the good from the bad. then i would play it more

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not terrible

The most frustrating part about this was probably how I couldn't understand how to smash the bad clams. You didn't instruct what buttons to push. I was able to at least get some smashes by clicking it and pressing the "X", "C", and "V" buttons. I feel that the graphics could have been better. Of course, this was supposed to be a fairly simplistic game, so I can't blame you for that. I enjoyed slapping the coworker anytime I could.

Hey, I lost fewer points when I got something wrong! It's a great stress reliever. I think it could be improved by making the instructions more clear and probably having better overall graphics. It still is a fairly unique game for what it's worth. Congradulations on your Daily 3rd Place and for me uncovering this one.