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Recruit-o-clock! 10 Points

Hire a team of 4 miners to work the coffee candy co. mine

Stay Back! 25 Points

Reach level 10 without the planet being bitten

Survivor...for a while, anyway 25 Points

Reach wave 8 in sudden death mode

Saviour of all! 50 Points

Fend off the doughnuts for 20 days

Veggie space Doughnuts 100 Points

Survive 20 days without feeding doughnuts an animal

Author Comments

*** Update: I've made some optimisations to the initialisation of the game.

Our Doughnut Overlords will destroy us all! Upgrade your planet and prevent them from eating it whole.
Fend/feed off the minions and pray that their vast Doughnut Commander doesn't arrive!

During the game:
**If the game doesn't fit your screen** - press F to enter fullscreen mode (the game will resize)
P - pause/show pause menu
S - toggle sound on/off
Q - toggle render quality (makes it look extra fancy-schmancy - needs a fast PC)

music provided by my bro-in-law Dan, click the link in-game to go download-the-heck out of it...

thank you for playing, I hope you enjoy my game!
- John

----- Very happy to of been featured on Front Page, thank you!



Not sure if it is broken or what...I can pick things up off the planet, but that's it, don't seem to be able to do anything else at all. Am I missing something or is it broken?
(Have to rate it after I figure this out...)

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robothousegames responds:

Drag an item off the planet and drop it on a doughnut's mouth to feed it

Can't finish it

I actually thought this game was fun at first.
Cute characters and lands.
Cheesy music in the background.
A volcano that can shoot at the doughnuts.

So.... I assumed my failures came because I hadn't played the game for that long. Man was I wrong!

It's easy to learn what to do, but it becomes ridiculously hard fast!
Special attacks or soldiers of some sort could be used.

Doughnut problems:

The doughnuts move way too fast, and it takes them only a few seconds to get to the core. Maybe people should be able to repair the planet?

Doughnuts don't always eat the things given to them. Many of my items eventually end up just falling.

Dropped items come back, but it takes too long to respawn. It would also be nice to be able to catch it again in the air if it's not eaten by a doughnut.

Doughnuts also like special items that cost too much money. Don't do this to the player, especially early on in the game. It discourages players like me.

Land problems:

The scrolling of the land is also weird. Sometimes, I can't seem to get to that one flower or tree that I planted; especially when it's your last thing on the planet, it's vital. Maybe use the mouse to drag the planet around and not the arrow buttons.

Store problems:

Flower -
2gold for 1 attack???

bird + humans -
Why are they the only ones that are around 4-5?
Try having other non animals available. Also have animals that are worth more.
Maybe an elephant worth 8-10 or something.

Tree + bulletin board -
Why do they need to be the same price?

too over priced for how much money you can actually get in each level. Either make them cheaper, or allow them to make more money for the players.

Clouds -
Too expensive for having to take a long time to charge into a thunder cloud.
either lower the price, or maybe shorten the period for maturation to 2 days.

There's also the fact that the game crashes A LOT.

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ugh too many issues

First and foremost the sound. The music is the most irritating crap in the world, but I can't turn it off without turning off the sound (the mark of a lazy coder). Its total bullocks, I want to hear the sound without the crappy music, if i didn't want to hear anything at all I could just mute my computer, seriously, too many lazy coders do this and its the biggest turnoff for most gamers.

Secondly, the doughnuts attack during the tutorial, what kind of bullshit is that?! Seriously, "oh here is how to defeat a giant doughnut BUT too bad you were reading how to defeat me because now your entire planet has been eaten into." seriously, that again is just bad/lazy programing.

This game just feels like a lazy nonsensical idea thrown together and programmed sloppily. Aside from the horrible crappy music, the doughnuts killing you during tutorials, and the absolutely bland uninteresting progression of the game just really make this a turd. Perhaps if you could fix these lazy programming areas, it could be playable, but as it is, it is totally unplayable, totally unfun in every way possible. I mean right away we are blasted with shitty annoying music the likes of which i have never heard, then crap controls, unable to mute only music, the junk shop (explains nothing, doesn't help to know what i should buy ect.) I just can't believe this ever got front page.

I sincerly hope you fix these issues, this game could really be something.

Seems and looks like a legit game

Too bad my Google Chromes flash crashed when it was loading. Fix it up a bit (seeing as others have the same problem), and I'll give it another chance. I'll give you a three, because for people it does work for it seems pretty good so I'll give you 3 for the efforts.

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mentioing riotrite it also crashes chrome flash plug in, exactly the same as he discribes, please fix this, 2 stars by the moment! im sure the game will be cool

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Credits & Info

3.33 / 5.00

Sep 15, 2011
5:43 AM EDT
Strategy - Other