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Bzoonk - The Pub Crawl

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Abstainer Wannabe 5 Points

Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.

Careful! 5 Points

Your first ever waiter down!

Complete Clean Out 5 Points

Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.

Fast Asleep 5 Points

Doze off in the first pub.

Fire Starter 5 Points

Bring down 5 waiters in one run.

Brawler 10 Points

Bring down 10 waiters in one run.

Chillin' 10 Points

Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

Getting The Hang Of It 10 Points

Slide over 40 meters in total.

Heavy Hitter 10 Points

Bring down 20 waiters in one run.

No Waiter Left Standing 10 Points

Put down all waiters in a single pub.

One Nighter 10 Points

Fall asleep before the end of the first night.

The Abstainer 10 Points

Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.

The Beer Collector 10 Points

Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.

War On Beer 10 Points

Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.

Fast And Furious 25 Points

Slide over 120 meters in total.

Keeping It Tight 25 Points

Make a single slide over 25 meters.

Rookie 25 Points

Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.

Table Cleaner 25 Points

Slide over 80 meters in total.

Mahatma Gandhi 50 Points

Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

Peace Walker 50 Points

Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

The Prohibitionist 50 Points

Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.

Veteran 100 Points

Keep running for seven nights.

Author Comments

Use arrows to move left and right to avoid obstacles and waiters and space or up arrow to jump over them if there's no way around them. Collect bonus points by picking up beer bottles and gain extra speed through speed bonuses.

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My new high score is now 90,980. I'm going all the way in this game. nice job
keep up the awesome work.
got some more medals

Quite good.

Creative concept, decent gameplay and presentation and the medals provide replay value. Surprised it's had so little exposure so far.

No medals?

This was a fairly strange game, because not much seemed to come of it. It was actually one of the longest I've played in awhile, but the medals didn't seem to show up. Oh well, it was still enjoyable. I'm surprised this doesn't have more views especially considering it's a game that has a ton of medals. Well, at least prolific reviewers like me discovered it. The graphics were pretty simple and it worked for what it was.

I imagine that when you're drunk you're not in that colorful of an environment. Still, there's really nothing bad about this, it's a well made game. I like how it just seems to go on forever. I have yet to even get past the first night and doubt someone that drunk could go that fast. For whatever zany purpose you made this, it's good.

fun game

quite funny, and clever. although i was having a hard time on jumping in tables in first, after a while, i got it.

seems good, and quite enjoyable. keep it up, man!