Well, here's the funny story:

Me, my friend Ross and my other friend Patrick went to the Romford shopping mall to go and see a film. When we came out, we was going down an escalator.... It randomly stopped for some reason. So me and Ross walked down the escalator to the bottom - but what did Patrick do? He actually ran back up, started crying and used the stairs... he still denies it today...

TRUE STORY.

So yeah, this is basically a piss-take of our friend Patrick.