Needs better formatting
I know it can be difficult to get the piece sorted for when you're publishing screen shots of a game, but there is one major issue here - the larger reviews get all squashed up, thus giving more face time to the short reviewer.
I'd have made the screen bigger, to accommodate the largest review and then used blank space (Newground background colours) for the empty space on the smaller reviews. Spending a little time marrying the review to the standard background could be useful as well, as it makes it look better.
Have you considered a voice actor to read out these reviews? I think that I could do a few voices for these reviews, which would make the experience sound a lot better, so that people can get a more encompassing presentation.
[Review Request Club]
I'm a voice actor but I thought about reading out the reviews but I guess I left out that idea.
Thanks for the review
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