Dire Haven

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Survivalist 10 Points

Beat the campaign!

Hard to Kill 50 Points

Beat the lost levels!

Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!


Painstaking work paid off!

If there was a rule which required the need to annoy gamers constantly and piss them off every 3.4 seconds day in, day out until they can't take the torture any longer and throw their Dell, Toshiba desktops or MacBooks out of the house and perform a ritual Seppuku on themselves for not accomplishing a simple, yet challenging achievement to prove on how 'hardcore' they desire and feel the need to show themselves off...you guys would take the cake.

This game is indeed, without a doubt what it's like to complete one straightforward goal which looks rather easy to get through and suddenly tricks you by plunging you into heavy, mild, clearly bullshit obstacles just to finish one level at a time and take yet another step on the ladder to game completion and utter annoyance.

Whoever in god's name you miserable, little, selfish, horrible, ungrateful bastards are (which I truly don't wish to call you, however I must for the sake of every other gamer who've trembled through your hard work and failed to pass) I tip my hat off to you...if I had a hat with me and if I could award you all with a badge, a medal, a certificate, a trophy, an Oscar, a Grammy, the key to the planet Earth and an achievement...with Gamerscore included.

If anything, you people should be proud of yourself and deserve to stride on forth to whatever it is that you plan to submit to a website, such as the loveable Newgrounds and show off how fantastic you guys are at your artwork, your music, your Actionscripting and how you get to tween every little thing in those flash of yours!

I look forward to seeing what you gentlemen have in store for us next time.

People find this review helpful!

Very entertaining!

I like this game! It's fun, and the instant respawn is nice!

My only gripe with this is that I wish there were more levels.... :|

People find this review helpful!

to hot

i love it very challenging but i had to cover the screen whe my mom walked in now im grounded but it was worth looking at those titties


I dont know if this game tested how much i can sweat with my finger,if it challenged my patience or even my sanity.
10 for the difficulty.Especially the lost levels.Whoa.

Its so hard!!!!!!!1111

thats what she said and this game is so ridiculosly hard its aMAZing im soooooooo addicted

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Credits & Info

3.59 / 5.00

Jul 28, 2011
5:39 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop