Dire Haven

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Survivalist 10 Points

Beat the campaign!

Hard to Kill 50 Points

Beat the lost levels!

Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



There's something about killing a naked person with buzz saws, spikes and pulverizers that makes this game awesome and quite worrying at the same time.

Absolutely brilliant

Funny, challenging, and fast paced! Bloody perfect.

Just a thought...

I think you should make another medal for those who died 1000+ times in the process of beating this game. You could call it "death medal." You owe me for the pain and suffering you have caused me and my family. In any case the game was quite well done I enjoyed the nudity and the blood. Now sit there and think about what you have done.

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A chuckle and a challenge

Bit mad really (in a good way) and - as lots of people have said - pretty tough. Didn't really want to play it forever, but controls were fluid and dying from the slammy spikey things was actually quite funny several times over. Not sure why! I think it might be because quite often they were hidden and had complex falling patterns so sometimes getting hit was a total surprise and getting past wasn't /always/ a case of just waiting for a drop and then running.
Having changing characters also helps add interest to an otherwise visually straightforward game. :)

Nice description.

Very tough, worked hard to get that medal.
Weird game tho. But i guess the description suited it's purpose, I could not read that without trying the game.

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Credits & Info

3.59 / 5.00

Jul 28, 2011
5:39 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop