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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 1 / 5 stars


it wasnt that good at all


Rated 3 / 5 stars


poorly drawn
no objective
wasted ten minutes of my life
but even after i wrote this i still played so you get a6


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Worth playing

There isn't much to be said about this game as it works incredibly well as a platformer, but after a few stages it gets a bit dull. I don't think making it overly complicated is the key to success but rather keeping with the simplicity.

For example; the ground pounding blocks, if I run into one then why not make me bounce of it rather than blow up? I have a small chance to survive and it doesn't furstrate me because I blew up running into something. This way you don't have to complicate the situation by adding health or power ups, just use good ol'physics.

I don't have any absolute negatives aside from it becoming boring. The difficulty increases but there's no reward and it all becomes about timing rather than looking for a safe path. Your niche factor is that people are naked, but that's it.

Overall though it was well designed, controls were fine for me and the music was well suited to it.

It is worth playing if you enjoy platformers and if you want to ease yourself into Supermeat Boy.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nothing really new or interesting.

It's a platform game... and? Overall it looks a little too much like Super Meat Boy and is just as hard, but doesn't have as much interesting stuff. I can see your cheat sheet from here.

Oh, and using the Z key and Shift is kind of awkward. Why not Space and F?

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Dont get me wrong, its a decent Platformer, But thats all it is. A platformer with nekkid random ppl running into spikes, i give you that, but still nothing special.

Also as i tend to write to game developers / programmers: STOP USING THE FUCKING Z KEY. Do you have any friggin idea how far that key is away from shift or y on a german keyboard. Theres tons of other letters to use, so pls stick with wasd or something that is equal on all keyboards ffs.

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