Dire Haven

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Survivalist 10 Points

Beat the campaign!

Hard to Kill 50 Points

Beat the lost levels!

Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!


The amount of times I've died in the Lost Levels is ridiculous... I love it. So much like other platform games, but you've put your own spin on it. No idea why I love it so much, but I do. 5/5

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So, I took the time to beat about the Story Mode and the Expansion levels. This game doesn't need the naked angle. Without it, it'd be the same game, so it's unnecessary. I know Americans think random/spontaneous is funny, but not always. I wouldn't call it a 5 star game because the controls are really slippery. The game is hard enough. Adding the whacked out controls just makes it a bit unplayable. All in all, the game is good. I'm happy you didn't go the route of the unfair platformer.

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I have beaten the lost levels TWICE now and it still doesn't give me the medal. I wouldn't give this game a 0.5 if the lost levels weren't so incredibly hard.

nice game

this game is really good...but to challenging for me...
maybe if i didnt have a bedtime but it would take me 5 hours to complete this game...
(there should be points and maybe a time limit)(but it resets whenever you die)

to hot

i love it very challenging but i had to cover the screen whe my mom walked in now im grounded but it was worth looking at those titties

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Credits & Info

3.59 / 5.00

Jul 28, 2011
5:39 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop