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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Holy creativity, Batman!

So it's platformer where you run and jump from point A to B. Oh, but this one is special: its lone ingenuity is that the characters are naked! Yowza! It boggles the mind! The controls work and don't feel very slippery, so it's playable. The look of the game is pixelated and nothing special. The game-play just comes off as cookie cutter, i.e : "Gasp! The walls in this level have been rearranged in a manner as to influence me in the direction of various lethally pointy obstacles! Just like in every other platformer!" Later on things get mixed up with things like fire traps and falling ceilings, etc. However, this is also done in most other platformers. So while it works its only nuance is the exposed nature of the player, and this is nothing more that a visual aspect and doesn't play into the mechanics. So I am no more inclined to play this platformer than any of the others on the site, making it generic. I could also just play a porn game if I wanted nudity... I might go do that now.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I got this naked black dude with one of them circle hawk things. I died and I'm not playing no more...

Good game though, pretty easy to understand. Levels feel like it doesnt get harder after awhile but its just a nother level tho

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not a bad game but it still needs some work

Gameplay-wise this game is alright. I believe it would be more enjoyable if there were some kind of a dynamic of gaining and losing clothing and possibly allowing the surviving character to get fully-dressed. However, the gameplay would also benefit greatly if there were some sort of actually storyline to the whole thing in order to know why everyone is naked in the first place and how they are going to get out of it. Also you may want to consider adding back sprites and more movements and controls to add more variety to the action. Other than that, it is a fun and challenging game that deserves trying. For this same reason I believe it should get more development.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So... hard...

This is one of the hardest flash games I've ever played. period. Fun, but hard. Too hard.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

so much fun

simple but very fun gameplay and music