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Feed the Children

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Pen Award 5 Points

Graciously lose the race

Notepad Award 10 Points

Find the hidden announcers

Duck Award 25 Points

Win the race on Normal

Falcon Award 25 Points

Make the race last 10 minutes

D Award 50 Points

Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival

Eye Award 50 Points

Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival

Wheel Award 50 Points

Win the race on Abnormal

Snake Award 100 Points

Win the race on Hardcore

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Author Comments

EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!


awesome game, a little buggy

cops glitch out and don't come out of the car after the first few times i played; the car just zooms off screen. also the boxing shark still makes the falcon punch sound sometimes after i killed it.


This is a very hard game to describe. It starts out as a race that you are horribly losing, then you get a gun, which you may or may not use, when suddenly zombies get involved, and the cops start shooting at you, with scientologist suicide bombers, boxing sharks, and orbital shock polar bears. I can't describe it, but what I can do is give it a 10/10.

Great. One big minus.

I keep accidentally getting too close to the low edge of the screen, which kills me. it also kills the buzz. perhaps there should be a wall down there or something.

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DBuck-Eye responds:

You know, I remember that screwing me when I made the game, so I've submitted a new version where you can't run off screen on the bottom (you still can on the sides). It may take a while to be visible, but it'll be there. Thanks for the suggestion!


I still don't understand why the name of the game is "feed the children", why the "FTC.com" button don't work and why i get any medals... but anyways, the game is still awesome i lol'd hard and play it for days!
(Only 9 because of the problems...)

DBuck-Eye responds:

The FTC.com button works for me. You might have a Pop-Up blocker stopping it. Thanks for the kind words!


Wtf, why are you so cool? I love this. You're the best.

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Credits & Info

4.10 / 5.00

Jul 21, 2011
11:33 AM EDT
Sports - Racing