Feed the Children

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Pen Award 5 Points

Graciously lose the race

Notepad Award 10 Points

Find the hidden announcers

Duck Award 25 Points

Win the race on Normal

Falcon Award 25 Points

Make the race last 10 minutes

D Award 50 Points

Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival

Eye Award 50 Points

Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival

Wheel Award 50 Points

Win the race on Abnormal

Snake Award 100 Points

Win the race on Hardcore

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EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!


Classic and time consuming.

You might thing that "time consuming" is bad, but not at all, I really enjoyed every second of this thing. Why did I like it so much? I dunno, maybe because of the simple controls or the wierd humor, but I think I go for the randomess XD. The music was normal for this game (old times) and I got a lot of time waste getting the medals (on a funny way, of course). I hope to see more of this style on the future!.

Just could not understand the title (well, I did, but too dumb to explain XD)

It was fun for a bit.

Different and clever.

Amd they are coming out of the car one by one!

I lol'd when I read that. This truly is a random/awesome game, despite the equally odd naming. How do you provide constructive criticism for something so odd?

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It was fun trying to get the medals, but...

God was it boring. It was very boring. I liked the retro feel of it, and the song, If I was playing that on an amiga that would seem normal. I really liked the song too, for some reason. And yes, I know you stated the title has nothing to do with the game. So why is that the games name then? Nice little sprites and stuff, but overall mind numbing, which is both a good thing and a bad thing. So a 7 for you sir.

missleading title.

Grr, this game would be better called "The Big Race" or somthing. I was wanting a game where you had to run around shoving hamburgers in to fat kid's mouths! I am very displeased! Graphics were awful, but sense they moved i'll give you a 3 on the graphics. Music was annoying, but it fit with such a game. So i'll give you a 4 on music. The idea of the game was neat, but because of the title I am very angry.
-3 because of the missleading title. Over all a four Star game. Change the title, or create somthing that has somthing to do with feeding fat people.

DBuck-Eye responds:

Are you calling children fat?

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Credits & Info

4.10 / 5.00

Jul 21, 2011
11:33 AM EDT
Sports - Racing