Feed the Children

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Pen Award 5 Points

Graciously lose the race

Notepad Award 10 Points

Find the hidden announcers

Duck Award 25 Points

Win the race on Normal

Falcon Award 25 Points

Make the race last 10 minutes

D Award 50 Points

Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival

Eye Award 50 Points

Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival

Wheel Award 50 Points

Win the race on Abnormal

Snake Award 100 Points

Win the race on Hardcore

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EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!

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great game with great mechanics
need sponge award and pen award

Awesomest Game Ever!!!

how do i get the orange award?

um what the its shark boxer that does falcon punchs and PIANOS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY AND POLAR BEARS FROM SPACESHIPS the polar bears falling from spaceships makes sense

Arguably one of the funniest Newgrounds submissions I ever saw for all 5 years on this site. The announcer's comments are funny, game events are just outright hilarious (I laughed so hard on rainy pianos!), and there is just that chaotic factor - so much stuff going on of the screen that the latter circles of the game easily be used for a graphic definition of pure insanity, and it makes the game even funnier. It is also very good in other aspects - it's fun to play and search for secrets, the graphics are good enough to evoke nostalgia (instead of that "pixelization as excuse for laziness" feeling that I often get while playing many "retraux" games), and controls are really responsive. Trully one of the best things I ever experienced on this site.

DBuck-Eye responds:

You know, it's reviews like this that keep me going. When someone lets me know that they've enjoyed one of my games this much, it's just the best feeling in the world, so thank you so much for all of the kind words and thanks for playing my game!

Credits & Info

4.32 / 5.00

Jul 21, 2011
11:33 AM EDT
Sports - Racing