Time-Traveling Jews and Invading Martians
I came here expecting to hear some crazy stuff, but WOW was this fucking crazy. At the start I was taking you seriously, and I was genuinely thinking about fact-checking your science claims about the Pyramid of Giza--moving 2-3 ton blocks doesn't sound that hard if you use log rollers, and lining up blocks with high precision should be easy.
However, that was only at the start, when you were making some sense. About half-way through I just started laughing. Even if your claims about their being holes in modern theories were true, I still wouldn't be able to take this massive pile of crazy seriously. Magical symbols on the ground, psychic powers, TWO DIFFERENT alien races, giant swirling vortexes of energy over Atlantis, it's like you threw a bunch of SciFi books in a blender! It's so ridiculous I just couldn't stop laughing! I paused a little bit when you said the Hebrews were a different race--I was thinking antisemitism?--but then I realized, no, they were TIME-TRAVELING JEWS FROM THE FUTURE! and then there was FUCKING MARTIANS! and I was laughing so hard I cried!
Then I read the comments, and laughed harder. Your minds were blown? It's making you rethink something? LOL! Are you all damn lunatics?
10 for making me laugh so hard I cried.