This makes no sense... BECAUSE you left out the part where he and the Easter bunny kill Hitler.
Yep, George Did ALL of that. But you forgot to mention how he teamed up with Santa Claus to defeat the French in World War 12 at the battle of Little Big Mac.
it is already too!
I'm from Russia and I did not like this attitude to the Russian rulers!
Before there was Kyle Katarn, or Chuck Norris...
George Washington didn't cross the Delaware River. The Delaware tried to cross him and failed, because NO-ONE CROSSES GEORGE WASHINGTON.
When America needed more troops, George Washington drafted the US Constitution.
The Ghost of George Washington haunts all fifty states - at the same time!
George Washington's musket doesn't have a trigger; it fires our of fear of his presidential retribution.
The Devil went down to Georgia - because it was driven out of Hell by George Washington.
you just got tomahawkt thee bag