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***WARNING*** Very adictive!! You will spend a million hours playing!

When THAT vending machine fooled Mike Shadow it was the begining of the Apocalypse! Hit the vending machine to be the strongest machine destroyer in the world! Collect money, upgrade your skills, use weapons, magic, cheerleaders and much more.


- Over 120 upgrades!
- Upgrade your base stats "Patience", "Stress", "Critical Chance" and "Money Chance" with 10 levels for each.
- Normal attacks include weapons, magic, natural disasters and much more!
- Bonuses to increase your strength and other stats!
- Special attacks with **too much** devastating power!
- Premium features only for main sponsor offer the most incredible and powerfull skills.
- Complete scores & stats system
- 15 achievements
- Highscores


Real Life

3 Days ago at work a stupid Coca-Cola Machina took my money and didn't gave me my soda, know I'm figthing for my money but it would eb a lot easier if I could do the same as in the game so, F************CKING GREAT GAME really man I spend 4 hours on this game and thinking about throwing a blade to the real one, awesome attacks and speciales, keep the good work.

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a beat em up toss the turtle

its like toss the turtle but in a beat em up great idea great game

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Why would you...

be mad at this game its AWESOME.... and besides if anyone hates this game its just because they have never felt his pain of losing a candy bar to those accursed MACHINES I MEAN I ALL READY PAYED FOR IT WY U NO GIVE ME FOOD!!!

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nice infamous reference xD

i love this game and there is so much to choose from and all the epic combo's
are super cool i am still playing this game cause this is soooooo addicting :)

VERY Awesome!

I seriously don't understand what some people's problem is... this is a very fun, EXTREMELY epic game. Yes, the concept is simple, but so is Toss The Turtle. Yes, it has no storyline, but it doesn't need one, it's just a fun, random beat-'em-up that is upgradeable and allows hours, days, weeks, YEARS of fun play on end. Complex and story doesn't equal fun... this does.

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Credits & Info

4.45 / 5.00

Jun 20, 2011
2:22 PM EDT
Action - Other