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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
Pedo...and this was a decent game. Not really what i expected but still cool
Great idea and great realization,I fuckin love it,awesome work!
Simple and entertaining. Very fun with some humor. Keep the good work.
This is a fun game that gets increasingly difficult so that's what makes it fun. It was more fun than I expected it to be, and the animation and gameplay are quite good.
By the way, @corbit67, he doesn't say porridge twice, he says ''our'' twice.
Well this is mildly entertaining.
The graphics are still cool though.
Socially Awkward Male Virgins!
These aren't your little kid's bed time stories! If they are, seek help!
The world as we know it comes to an end.
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