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Birthday 20

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Jun 15, 2011 | 12:29 PM EDT
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This is my yearly birthday song.






Rated 5 / 5 stars


Caroline! Caroline!
See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, now even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Shorty, would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumb ass bitch
A bitch is a bitch, just a bitch

Roses by Outkast

Anyway, GREAT VIDEO, im 18 and im nearing that age and I feel like a kid still and I dont know what to do. lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


You smoke pot.

ps: Awesome + i think the same way but society is silly anyways so don't take it too seriously.

Life is just a ride.
-Bill Hicks.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I remember when 18th came out good times...
Good luck yotam getting shouted at by your girlfriend on why you haven't got a job yet.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

good :/

not funny but it was still a good vid :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

well done

I just turned 23 recently, and I know the inbetween wtf do I do Im an adult now feeling haha. youll forget it soon enough, dont join a fantasy football team....fag. happy birthday, that was very well done.

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