Ah good times...
My uncle used to tell this story when I was little. It's still F%#king hilarious!
kinda reminds of the futurama episode where they land on amazonia and theres giant women and they gotta die by snu snu or something...
don't look at me, I don't know shit. lol
THAT WAS EXTREMELY AWESOME /// Lmao
Aw. He chooses death.... BY POONTAH!