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Sex Kitten: Crime Spree

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2016 Edit: Audio Copyright issues fixed.

The adventure continues from where Sex Kitten Day Care left off. In this episode of your rather nonsensical life, you have to entertain your very annoyed girlfriend Slutty McSlut with a crime spree of epic proportions (or else she's going to hurt you pretty badly).

Your objective is simple; commit all sorts of crimes and get your 'magic good' to extremely high levels to impress her and hopefully make her forget about stuffing a taser up your butthole. Beware - the citizens of this town can defend themselves. Be ready to bluff, fast-talk, intimidate and say it like it is like the insane fuckhead that you are!

Las Vegas may never be the same after you're done with it.

EDIT: Daily 7th place?. Thanks, everyone!.

A special thanks to TinyPinkTampon, Newpurple and legendary-41 for all the help!. This game would have been stuck in dev hell if it weren't for you guys.

EDIT 2: Noticed a bunch of unauthorized reuploads, so I added some extra small print. Also updated the site button.

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I really love this game. I wish there was a game where Slutty McSlut time travels. I can't wait for the next game to come out.

Yomuchan responds:

Check out Sex Kitten RPG, I'm sure that involves travel across time and space. Thanks for playing!

The background music has a tendency copy and replay itself if you either go to the plaza or back to the outskirts. The result is that the background music ends up with doubling itself. It gets a bit annoying after 4-5 "layers" have been putting themselves on top of the BGM that was there from before.

great game, but where do I input the secret code?

Yomuchan responds:

Back then, I didn't know how to do that.

i i i dont know wut the hell to say...

Yomuchan responds:

You got busted, didnt ya?

Always good, trippy as hell. Funny as hell and a good parody. Keep up the goos work, this is part of th interwebs as we know it.