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May 20, 2011 | 5:22 AM EDT
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Velociraptorism is no laughing matter. When a third of mankind devolves into these prehistoric flesh eaters you'll be WISHING it was a Zombie Apocalypse.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

now im sad

this is how my freind died

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMV! (=O My Velociraptor!)

"Get a Gun Son" - a doctor's job... it's multitasking! Cure people and shoot Velociraptors!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This was really funny. I liked when the "very official doctor book" said the treatment was to "Get a gun son"

Great short flash, good art, and the voices were good too.
Keep up the good work!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Clever girl...

would have been a perfect last line for the doc

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Living With Velociraptorism

I have known I'm velociraptoristic for about three months. Back in March, I started growing claws. So, I did what the guy in the clip did: I went to the doctor to see what the heck was going on. And the doctor did what the doctor in the clip did: he pulled a gun on me. I slashed him in self defense... then immediately attempted to dial 911 with claws. That's VERY hard to do, but I pulled it off.

The poor guy needed multiple blood transfusions, but he lived. You see, the little known fact about velociraptorism is that it's an entirely physical disorder. Those of us who suffer from it and attack other people don't do that to eat them, we do it because they're FREAKING SHOOTING AT US!!! Trust me, we don't want to eat people. You taste like crap. (no offense, but you do. That's why more people die of falling coconuts each year than of shark attacks.) We'd much rather eat bacon or chicken or hamburgers. Not people.

So, next time you see someone suffering from velociraptorism, don't shoot at them. Be accepting of their differences. If you don't shoot at us, we won't disembowel you. And that's a promise.

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