ololololol (the rebel part inspired by reimagine :the game: (mad lybians part)
One day, Emiliano got lost en route to Puerto Vallarta and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely rebel man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing calle ecuador, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 5 yards, go past the cute - be careful it's a bit rebel on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 1337 kilomters until you come across the dog sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty rebel at this time of night.
With that, Emiliano tipped cowboy to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his lambourghini murcielago. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled rebel and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact my brotha! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
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I can´t stop laughing!!!
Paris found themselves on the floor outside of the crib feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Paris decided to go back inside but was turned away by the red bouncer at the door. Paris wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'What the fuck is that?' to which the bouncer, Carol replied 'Es una verga!' with a look of tall.
By this point, Paris had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a big turtle which was just lying in the middle of the road. Paris who wasn't feeling too smart decided to punch the object which teleported them to the crib, which was filled with many people, all looking very black, Paris wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in pussy, what had happend? Paris didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fucking.
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Me had just finished Bitch semester at The a Random town University. Me was ready for the Winter and had plans to fly to Campus and stay for 312 weeks to To be. Sadly Me was tricked and ended up in University where the evil Rock had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Livingthing. Me met Manny and they To be together.
They were very Who Knows when they found the big-boobed Cup that would destroy the Rock once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Shit until 102:20. When suddenly a sucker earthquake started to destroy University so the planes engines were Verbing and they were off to a lol vacation in Campus.
That's, um, I don't know but glad you liked it
LOL WTF BBQ!! Looks at my story!
"Hey all of you morons, Here is I'm a girl looking for a Cute night out with you! I love to Fuck and I play Jiu Jitsu. I hope you're a Angry person cause we would be Kissing alll night long. We would do it like Jenifer Lopes and Pamela Anderson after a night of Vodkas. If you're not Dead and ready to Licking then don't bother."
I like ur game!! Put it in favs!!
lol, well thanks
this one's hilarious
Joe found themselves on the floor outside of bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the tasty bouncer at the door. Joe wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'what is a duck ' to which the bouncer, jill replied 'your mom ' with a look of small.
By this point, Joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a evil dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Joe who wasn't feeling too smart decided to masturbate the object which teleported them to bar, which was filled with many people, all looking very cool, Joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in street, what had happend? Joe didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by masturbating.
lol, that's silly