ololololol (the rebel part inspired by reimagine :the game: (mad lybians part)
One day, Emiliano got lost en route to Puerto Vallarta and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely rebel man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing calle ecuador, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 5 yards, go past the cute - be careful it's a bit rebel on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 1337 kilomters until you come across the dog sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty rebel at this time of night.
With that, Emiliano tipped cowboy to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his lambourghini murcielago. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled rebel and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact my brotha! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!