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rated 3.74 / 5 stars
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Apr 27, 2011 | 3:04 AM EDT

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Hi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!

WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

The look-around system was a bit annoying, but otherwise the game was pretty funny. Certainly a good parody of the "artistic", too-deep-for-you games that have been plaguing Newgrounds lately.

I derived about ten minutes' worth of enjoyment just from falling down the stairs a few times in this game. Meanwhile I've never enjoyed one single art-game. Do the math there.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Sorry, I wanted to like this. I thought it'd be hilarious from the description. It's too ironic for my taste. It's trying to make fun of people who are pretentious by being pretentious, and it comes off as...well, pretentious. The gameplay and controls are horrible and it makes little sense. I give it points for a funny description, but it's impossible to tell if it's a horrible game because the person can't make games well or if it's a horrible game to mock people who can't make games well. It seems like it's just both. Good for a juvenile laugh but that's about it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

not fun but it make you think instead. this is not addicting but i still want to go on and finish it. that is what makes a good art game. good job

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awful game, controls are clunky, graphics are hideous, music is a shitty ambience.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's... unique. I liked playing it. But did anyone else noticed that when you start the game, and look behind you, the neighbor is banging the wife?

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