That was so cute.
While the animation itself was nice, the voice acting lacked any emotional inflection whatsoever. The concept was weak, nothing more than simply begging for a front page spot. You also need to adjust your microphone, as static and other white noise overtakes your voice.
Hire someone with more vocal range than Microsoft Sam, then actually TRY to reach the front page.
At the end, right when I think you were going somewhere, you go "and then,"...
No, I don't want to here all the reasons you should get on the front page, PROVE to Newgrounds, don't just rely on Tom Fulp to undulge this crap over and over. There. You've been front paged. AND THEN!?!?! Right. Nothing.
Least entertaining thing I've ever seen on the front page, and one of the lowest ranked I've EVER felt compelled to rate. Do crap, asshole. Your accent will get you girls, but not fans.
I guess you were trying to go at the word "definitely", but if you do something defiantly, you do it in a rebellious manner. Judging by the user comments and the title of the video, he didn't rebel against getting front page.
you defiantly got it!