By typing over 80 words per minute, like I did. Which is why I'm now first at 40 seconds. I made a few mistakes, so I can probably get it down to about 35 if I'm quick, or less ^^.
Nice game, just dumstruck on the other endings.
How the hell did someone beat it in 41 seconds? O.o
i know you manly-chicken from chat but im banned now
Cool text-based game!
Secret medal is FUN!FUN!FUN!: Get all other medals
TYPE spoon while in kitchen