This is embarrassingly good.
This is seriously where text adventure games need to go. The command logic is streamlined and there's a[n optional] timer, rewarding quick typists and quick thinkers. Not too easy, not too hard, a little funny, bright crunchy pixels, and topical. It's truly sad that one of the most innovative flash games this week is a Rebecca Black flash. But whatever you're doing, keep doing it! I'd love to play similar full-scale games in the future.