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It's a game about growing your beard and defeating your enemies with it. Enjoy!
If you forget the controls press "P" to pause, it brings up the controls; but Chris wants you to have the following just incase:
W or Up arrow:Dodge up
S or Down arrow:Duck
A or Left Arrow: Walk Left
D or Right Arrow: Walk Right
C or J:Jump
X or K:Punch (Need a beard)
Z or L:Grow your beard (tap repeatedly)
Start by growing your beard (when you have stubble) but to grow it further, you need GrowGain! (GG bottles).
Each of the 4 beard levels gives you more power!
Update 3/3/2013: updated splash screen with new logo
For 2 weeks of making it, this is awesome.
Would be nice if checkpoints were added. Maybe they exist and I just couldn't get far enough.
I like the music, but it doesn't totally seem to fit.
CatGrim was a much better game, but I really like this one because of the concept and humor. Great job.
It was a little difficult to get throughtthe game.
Slow to get into but ulitmetly fun;
Took me a while to get that to grow the beard you have to click L multiple times, but that may have just been me. The music doesn't seem to go with the game, maybe something 8-bit and whimsical would be better, but apart from that its pretty fun. Not too hard, not too easy, really good.
FIGTHING AGAIST PHYSICS LAWS
Except for the fact that I can't do anything!
The controls are shot! I can't even pause the game!
I'm sorry, but this warrants a low score until it's fixed.
I like the music though!
Sounds like an isolated incident since the 6 computers iv tested it on it works, and numerous others have not had this error; what kind of computer or browser were you using? it's probably some kind of incompatibility issue, i can look into it
I'll bake you a cupcake so sweet...
Aliens, evil wizards, space vampires, & Shyfters! Just another day in the life of a badass
Stop the killer bees
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