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Quest of the Manwhore

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Apr 13, 2011 | 11:54 AM EDT
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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absorbing Sex from the Atmosphere

I now actually use this as mantage music to exercising - which is to say, I loop it over on my mp3 over 30 or so times, at a time, and still don't get sick of it. In fact, I use it as a tool, a weapon of mass sensuality in order to gain sexiness while training my body to be lusted over.

There will only be one manwhore, but that manwhore's infectiousness shall grant only benevolence to those who take in his implied teachings.

That's how damn good the song is. Sexual-Lobster, you should be writing erotic serenades to the masses of sexually-trained women awaiting at palace tops, being ravished in celebration while they listen to your auditory prowess.

Was also a pretty damn funny videos - loved the humour behind it.

Just so awesome its brilliant. I have to do something in honour of this magnificent achievement. A tribute to this pinnacle of erotic success.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'll do anything for a wallpaper >:[

Can I have a wallpaper of the bit where Fernando's saying "GAZE INTO MY CHOCOLATE EYES", one where Gooseman's saying "Zoooooooooohhhhhhh!" aaaand another of the bit where Fernando's saying "A whore for all eternity" without Fernando's head. :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I so.....want this as a ringtone frend has this as a ringtone....when we were at his GFs party his mobile rang.....and when his Gilfrend heard it....he got kinghitted in the testicles xD

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

whaaaaat man thats brutal


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Raptor Jesus is my Lord

Oh man, I love you! *_*


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I missed Fernando!!!

I LOVE these Fernando songs! however I still wish that you'd come out with more greasy moose episodes!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'd like to, i'd like to.