Quest of the Manwhore

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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.


This is so good i can't stop listening to it..

Gaze in te my chocolat eyes!!
Let my music sterilise!!


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This is wonderful, although personally, I prefer Dance of the Manwhore to this one. But it's still filled with the sexually-charged lulz that you're known for and do best. You're awesome, Fernando is awesome, and I hope whatever drugs/alcohol inspire you to make these do not end up making you addicted or do any permanent damage. (I feel like Absinthe has something to do with it. Or maybe Tequila? I don't know from Absinthe (It's illegal here), but Tequila's some good stuff if you pace yourself right. (...I'm in college, okay?))

Also, allow me to say something feminist- I feel Fernando is in the same realm as the Old Spice Guy- they are definitely pandering towards' women's libido, but in a way that doesn't necessarily offend, and is good-naturedly funny, but not to women's expense. So... I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you interpret him a certain way, Fernando could almost be a feminist character. (...This is what college has done to me.)

...Welp, keep up the good work, and have a good day, Mr. Greasy Sexual Moose Lobster... Australian Person.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers. if fernando is a sexually threatening character or "rapey" as he is sometimes described, he projects this to both genders, almost indiscriminately. thats my hope anyway.

song is great like always I have yet to see/hear and bad one so keep up the good work.

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4.44 / 5.00

Apr 13, 2011
11:54 AM EDT
Music Video
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